Salutations!
Well, school has been pretty intense lately and it's not going to
get any better. Junior year indeed has been a challenge for me.
Hopefully this should be my hardest year. I just have too much
homework and the teachers give out tests as much as Jennifer Lopez gets
married (ZING!). Compounding the situation my almost daily
extracurricular activites eat up my time like how Reuben Studdard
eats up everything in the world (I'm on fire!). With all this in
mind, I truly wonder how I'm going to go through my 3 grueling
AP exams in the beginning of May. Just recently during my US history
class I received the Bulletin for AP Students and Parents.

The politically correct front cover intrugued me because it
portrayed an ideal situation in which students of many ethnic
backgrounds gather together to wonder and awe at Sophia's perfect score
on her Spanish AP exam. There is no competition, no jealousy, no
failures, no hardships. Everyone is happy. Everything is peachy.
I almost threw up.
I flipped through the bulletin paying no attention to what
collegeboard is trying to tell me until a good friend of mine pointed
out an interesting picture of a classroom full of students taking their
AP Exam. At first I noticed the pretty girl sitting on the front row
studiously taking her test. However, as I looked at the picture more
closley I realized that this girl is actually bored out of her mind.
Look at her body posture and the way she keeps her hand between her
legs. At that instant I felt a sense of sympathy for all those in the
room. They suffer for nothing but a simple number; a number that rates
their intellectual capabilities on a scale of 1-5 that might ultimately
change their futures because of that one university that won't tolerate
any 3's. I remembered the front cover and how and why those students go
through with it with big grins on their faces.
I don't understand!
Just as I was about to go insane I saw him. The black dude in the
upper left hand corner. He is the answer. I saw how he cleverly tilts
his head at a perfect 20 degree angle in which his answers will not
come from his own head but rather the answer sheet of his curly haired
neighbor. YES!! The boy is cheating! Collegeboard took a picture of
someone cheating! Sophia is not an AP scholar Tyrese is!

My junior year has been made. Thank you collegeboard. Thank you.
This might be a reason why I think I don't need girls anymore. Haha.
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